Crystalclaws ([info]crystalclaws) wrote,
@ 2004-10-01 08:59:00
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A joke of mighty jokeliness
With apologies due to people who've heard this before, but I considered it necessary to share the love.


f(x) = 3x + 6 walked into a bar.

"Could I have a sandwich please?" it said to the barman.

"I'm sorry, Sir", the barman replied, "but we don't cater for functions."


Arf! Arf! Arf! *coughs*
You may now return to your normal programming.

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[info]ciaweth
2004-10-01 08:45 am UTC (link)
An atom walks into a bar, hoists himself up on the barstool, and tells the bartender, "I've lost an electron!"

The bartender says, "Are you sure?"

The atom says, "Yes, I'm positive!"

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[info]crystalclaws
2004-10-06 02:14 pm UTC (link)
*giggles*

(belatedly - sorry!)

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