Below are the 9 most recent journal entries recorded in Crystalclaws' LiveJournal:

Wednesday, August 2nd, 2006
10:39 am	*sniggers* Your Linguistic Profile: 45% General American English 25% Yankee 15% Dixie 5% Midwestern 5% Upper Midwestern What Kind of American English Do You Speak? (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, June 29th, 2006
9:42 am	My card's rubbish. You should all go get your own, just to show how easily you can beat mine! LIVE TRUMPS Crystalclaws Player 1615 Crystalclaws Social Rating 42 Sophistication 18 Speed 0.12 Honesty 100.00% Ambiguity 86 Depth 2 Parent remotegoat watch Crystalclaws fight CREATE YOUR CARD (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, October 30th, 2005
9:48 am	Sooooo tired What a barrel of handpudding. *winks* (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, October 1st, 2004
8:59 am	A joke of mighty jokeliness With apologies due to people who've heard this before, but I considered it necessary to share the love. f(x) = 3x + 6 walked into a bar. "Could I have a sandwich please?" it said to the barman. "I'm sorry, Sir", the barman replied, "but we don't cater for functions." Arf! Arf! Arf! *coughs* You may now return to your normal programming. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, September 28th, 2004
1:47 pm	If LJ Was a High School by Karen_Walker Username Principal fishfoo Lunch Lady booklegger Head Cheerleader kozzie Quarterback engelcox Prom Queen lystra Gang Member pokeytax Band Geek andrea_lambda Theatre Geek melanied Chess Club Captain skal Loner Goth Kid _kmf_ Class Clown dr4b Quiz created with MemeGen! (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, May 24th, 2004
10:53 am	Your Jorvik Where can you see cowslip? Only on Jorvik Come to Jorvik we've got cowslip. Where can you see piggies? Only on Jorvik Got cowslip and piggies only on Jorvik. Forget Alpha! Jorvik, Oh Jorvik, Where the bazaars are... And the Fort is! Ah Jorvik Jorvik Jorvik Jor-viiiiiik Jorvik, a come to Jorvik. Jou’ll never leave it! (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, May 20th, 2004
8:27 pm	If it's not reached you yet, try copying and pasting <font color=yourusername><b>yourusername</b></font> into your journal, and see what colour you come out. Crystalclaws or, I suppose, any other name! another name Jyn Liani (I just learnt that if you're reproducing the commands, you need to type in & lt ; in place of each < and & gt ; in place of each >) But without the spaces between the & and the lt and the ; . Duh. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, May 17th, 2004
1:00 pm	I had a go at the bitch/asshole test... It gave me 15%, told me I wasn't a bitch/asshole, and suggested I "stop crying, wuss". *growls* Little it knows. It just wasn't imaginative enough in its questions! I was reminded last night that this journal was here and that I should post more. [Thanks, honey!] So, it's all go at Camp Looterati, isn't it? These are big upheavals, and I can see so many opportunities for the flag now, and this could be such a great rebirth moment. Exciting, but a little scary. I enjoyed judging the fashion contest, and am still giggling intermittently at some of the outfit explanations given. I even enjoyed the feeling of horror as someone (I shan't say who, but he's in our flag) turned up wearing the exact hat that I had earlier-in-the-day identifed as the most revolting hat combination possible to design. We're deciding the Looterati Hats Of Glory for the weekly tournament Jyn suggested, and in the male hats, I saw both my first place and my runner-up revolting hats walk into the room and parade up and down in front of me. *grins* I didn't see who won the King of the Fort... it hadn't been posted by the time I went to bed. Must look that up. Anyway, sweet lambkins all, this semi-random stream of consciousness must end now, or it may just carry on for ever and ever and ever. May your booties be abundant. ;-) (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, April 27th, 2004
11:01 am	Yarrrrrr! A new volume, a new medium. Could be that a blog is an anachronism for a mid-second-millennium pirate like myself, but frankly I'm tired of lugging round the old wooden-covered log book, and my crew kept complaining when I rescued the book from sinking ships instead of other useful items, such as money, maps or cabin persons. We were meant to have an OCL team brawl last night, but those yellow-bellied Piratezorz lurked shivering in their own homes instead of coming out to face the combined might of Psmith and his Stick, Pokey and his Monkey, me and my puns, Starwind and his Extreme Youth and Enthusiasm, Jyn and his Bitter Cynicism. Wise Piratezorz. Good Piratezorz. In other news, that black-hearted scoundrel Thanos and his licky pup Parthanos have allied with the Devil's Own, or whatever their name may be. My heart breaks, for I like Thanos greatly, and would rather be his ally than his opponent. Still, you can't blame a pirate for acting piratey. And if hideous double-crossing scoundrelly back-stabbing doesn't count as being piratey, I don't know what does. Besides, I'm not sure that Thanos is the role of Benevolent Monk would be terribly convincing! Current Mood: Pleasantly piratey Current Music: O2 telephone service hold music *gnnnnnh* (5 Comments |Comment on this)